After playing the game with a friend, I realized the animations were playing ten times as fast. Looking at his frame rate (500), i realized the animations were frame dependent. This makes a lot of stuff mess up.

(spinning katana spins at      i n c r e d i b l e    s p e e d s )

I will fix it down the road, but there's quite a few things that are frame dependent, so it'll have to wait. For now, locking the game at 60 fps will have todo